communistbakery:

"ily" I say. "u2" she says in reply. at first I thought that she loved me back but then I remembered her obsession with 80’s bands

(via poigneedeporte)

handjobprince:

ways to win my heart

  • be a huge fucking romantic
  • call me cute names
  • text me everyday to show that you care
  • compliment me beyond belief
  • make me feel like i am better than anybody else

(via hellaaswagg)

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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(via trust)

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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(Source: pokabu, via gnarly)

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via tyleroakley)

willsmithorwontsmith:

*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*

(Source: ghoultsukiyama, via a-love-likewar)